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BabyHazel

"We have lots of friends and we're better than you!" - PBG

Baby Hazel Games are a series of edutainment point and click games from a company called Axis Entertainment. The games are available on 2 official sites, topbabygames.com and babyhazelgames.com, as well as IOS and Android.

Gameplay

By dragging items and stuff, you have to try and make baby Hazel happy Through a series of levels. There are usually 4 levels, each lasting 3 mins long. If Baby Hazel's happiness bar goes down, she will start crying. The game ends if you have either beaten all 4 levels or made her cry if her happiness bar is all gone.

Why they suck

  1. The gameplay is simplistic and very boring. Every game in this series is the same thing, pointing and clicking at things.
  2. Poor graphics, but since it's a toddler game, the graphics will have to do.
  3. Baby Hazel looks like a Demonic Devil Spawn from the deepest depths of hell.
  4. The games overuse copyrighted characters like Mickey Mouse and Hello Kitty. In fact, there's even a Baby Hazel game where she goes to "Disneyland", which is in name only because it looks nothing like the real Disneyland.
  5. Baby Hazel herself is very annoying. Even her brother, Baby Matt is annoying too.
  6. Baby Hazel has a very, very annoying cry which never stops until you calm her down.
  7. One of the games actually has a 12+ rating on the App Store due to graphic content - in a KIDS game. (Which is a joke, because there is NOTHING graphic about it.)
  8. Plagiarized music. Baby Hazel Fun Time steals music from The Sims 3. The music in the later games is also very generic and loops after a while.
  9. Engrish. Yes, most of the English in this game is awful.
  10. Baby Hazel sometimes speaks - in a robotic voice. You can tell these games are low budget, and sometimes she speaks with an old girls voice. Adding onto that, she is stated to be 2-3 years old, but she is very articulate which makes no sense.
  11. In Baby Hazel Goldfish, she is friends with Liam, but in other games like Baby Hazel Winter Fun, he made fun of her, which makes him a Baka
  12. Baby Hazel is very impatient.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Babies or Toddlers might get some enjoyment out of the series.
  2. You can turn Baby Hazel's annoying voice off.
  3. It's so bad it's good in the ridiculous sense.
  4. As the games come out Baby Hazel begins to speak with a regular kid's voice.
  5. It's very tame compared to other baby games.

Links

Click on these links to play the games. Both sites are official.

http://www.babyhazelgames.com/

http://www.topbabygames.com/

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