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Baby Hazel Games are a series of edutainment point and click games from a company called Axis Entertainment. The games are available on 2 official sites, and, as well as IOS and Android.


By dragging items and stuff, you have to try and make Baby Hazel happy Through a series of levels. There are usually 4 levels, each lasting 3 mins long. If Baby Hazel's happiness bar goes down, she will start crying. The game ends if you have either beaten all 4 levels or made her cry if her happiness bar is all gone.

Why they suck

  1. The gameplay is simplistic and very boring. Every game in this series is the same thing, pointing and clicking on things. Sometimes it's very glitchy too.
  2. Poor graphics, but since it's a toddler game, the graphics will have to do.
  3. Baby Hazel looks like a Demonic Devil Spawn from the deepest depths of hell.
  4. The games overuse copyrighted characters like Mickey Mouse and Hello Kitty. In fact, there's even a Baby Hazel game where she goes to "Disneyland", which is in name only because it looks nothing like the real Disneyland.
  5. Baby Hazel herself is very annoying and very impatient. Even her younger brother, Baby Matt is annoying too. Even her friends and pets are too.
  6. Baby Hazel has a very, very annoying cry which never stops until you calm her down.
  7. One of the games actually has a 12+ rating on the App Store due to graphic content - in a KIDS game. (Which is a joke, because there is NOTHING graphic about it.)
  8. Plagiarized music. Baby Hazel Fun Time steals music from The Sims 3. The music in the later games is also very generic and loops after a while. Also plagiarized sounds, as the game stole Darth Vader's breathing sound from Star Wars to use when she sleeps.
  9. Engrish. Yes, most of the English in this game is awful. They even have bad grammars like, “I want to drink a juice” and “What a fun” and even more.
  10. Baby Hazel sometimes speaks - in a robotic voice. You can tell these games are low budget, and sometimes she speaks with an old girls voice. Adding onto that, she is stated to be 2-3 years old, but she is very articulate which makes no sense.
  11. Character inconsistencies. Sometimes one of Hazel's friends will make fun of her for no reason. Even her pets will get angry for no reason.
  12. Baby Hazel is often unsupervised in situations where she should be!(e.g. letting her wander out in Africa.)
  13. The apps are incredibly slow and full of ads, especially if you are on your WiFi and Ipad.
  14. There are many design inconsistencies, especially with Baby Hazel's home, and recycled props. One time she buys a "teddy" that is really a Musical Learning Cow toy from Fisher-Price. The designs are also dull and repetitive.
  15. Baby Hazel's room changes in every game, even her home, WHERE IS HER HOME ACTUALLY?
  16. Baby Hazel has way too many pets! She has a bunny, three cats, a dog, two birds and a fish. Also she should actually stop adopting too many pets because her house might get full.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. Babies or Toddlers might get some enjoyment out of the series.
  2. You can turn Baby Hazel's annoying voice off.
  3. It's so bad it's good in the ridiculous sense.
  4. As the games come out Baby Hazel begins to speak with a regular kid's voice.
  5. It's very tame compared to other baby games. Most medical games don't have too much gore.
  6. It uses mostly original characters as opposed to using copyrighted characters and making them pregnant or other things.


Click on these links to play the games. Both sites are official.