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(boop beep, boop beep, beep boop) Hello!

Dr. Stuart Ashen, also known as Ashens, is a British reviewer who specializes on bootleg toys/game consoles, old foods, collector’s editions content, and to an extremely lesser extent, non-bootleg game consoles and video games, His trademark is reviewing everything on front of his brown sofa.

Sometimes Stuart will judge items he reviews, if he likes them they go to the Shelf of Interesting Items, if they're uninteresting but not crappy they go to the Drawer of Purgatory, and if they're crappy he literally burns them with a blowtorch.