Cybermorph box art

"WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO BE AN ASSHOLE?!" - The Angry Video Game Nerd to Skylar

Cybermorph is a 3D spaceflight simulator released in 1993 for the Atari Jaguar by Attention to Detail. It was the system's launch title and pack-in game. You pilot a spaceship in a third-person perspective and must explorate the levels to find lost pods while being helped by the AI navigator Skylar.

Why it Sucks

  1. Dull gameplay. Levels are huge, barren wastelands with almost nothing on them.
  2. The game has no music at all.
  3. Ugly polygonal graphics barely above the original Starfox for the Super Nintendo.
  4. Skylar will say "Where did you learn to fly?" every single time you crash into something. It WILL get on your last nerve FAST.
  5. When you die, the game respawns you exactly where you died.
  6. Even worse, there's no voice acting credits! Seriously, it's like Attention to Detail picked a random British lady off the street, had her record a few lines of dialogue, paid her, and excused her.