Mariotehplumber (real name: John Burris) is an infamous internet troll who got infamous due to his huge hatred of the modern look of Sonic the Hedgehog, and later of modern Nintendo games.
Due to the fact he has been hated so much in the Sonic and Nintendo continuities even though he shouldn’t be taken seriously as he’s a troll, this will be the only page based on an internet troll.
Why he Sucks
- He constantly swears in his videos like every 2 seconds. He does that because he says "it is common for people to swear all the time".
- He is extremely loud especially in non-review videos.
- He gives very poor reasons to hate games, some of which he rants over the look.
- He has a poor taste in gaming, he said in his earlier videos that Mario and Zelda were the only good games out there, and that every other video game sucks.
- His game reviews show no gameplay whatsoever and is just him yelling and swearing at the game. In fact he has at least 3 videos where he destroys a game.
- He was a sockpuppet at the Sega forums (originally under the alias of Sonic 1) on which he got banned for constant trolling and whining to the Sonic community, then he kept coming back to the forums under a different alias (blowit, Sonic Henkai, Son Goku, My Shoes, etc) until Sega finally IP banned him to prevent him from creating multiple accounts to keep coming back to the forums and troll everyone. He created a Sega HD account to bribe money to Sega to unban him.
- Those 3 games (Crash Bandicoot, Spyro: Year of the Dragon and Mega Man X6) he says are rip offs of Mario and Sonic, which they are not.
- Extremely sexist; he hates many female Nintendo characters (mainly the ones that reach a Rule 34 following) and thinks that females are no good at video games at all, counting a post on the Sega Forums where he said his girlfriend belongs in the kitchen, which got him banned from them,
- He's also extremely racist; he calls Knuckles the Echidna a "Nigger" only because his songs are rap songs in Sonic Adventure 1 and 2. He once used the term to insult someone in his Update video from 2010.
- He insults people with mental disorders and regularly uses homophobic slurs, which is disrespectful to people who have mental disorders like Autism, or who are homosexual, and especially to people who were insulted by him that actually have them.
- He trolls popular users such as Cobanermani456, Game Grumps, and Pat the NES Punk simply because he is jealous of them, even having one video where he rages because the Game Grumps terminated one of his accounts, leading to him throwing a temper tantrum in his parents basement where he records himself destroying a lamp and flipping a couch in anger.
- He calls many topics (mainly characters that reach a Rule 34 following) "hentai", and a lot of users think he doesn't know what it means.
- He disrespects opinions on games he hates and especially the fans of those games.
- He reviews games that haven't come out yet at the time of upload (Fire Emblem Fates, Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam, etc) or even exist (Sonic Adventure 3, Pokémon Z, etc)
- He is also a WWE and Roman Reigns fanboy, and also disrespects opinions in them, too.
- He has been called an Amiibo Scalper, thanks to a video where he says he spent nearly $35.000 on Amiibo, mainly on Rosalina, simply so the fans cannot have her and he hates her.
- He says that the characters' appearance are the most important thing.
- He also always gives games he reviews a -69 out of 10 no matter what game he's reviewing
Warning: This guy has an extremely dirty mouth and loud voices (turn down the volume). Viewer discretion is advised.